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18th December 2009

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Jack Barakitten - All Time Ugly Why He’s Not Hot: His hair is a total clusterfuck of streaks and layers just like every other scene girl there is. His “style” of clothing is completely disgusting. Who can stand looking at those neon, flying pig things? Who? No one gives a fuck about his “clothing line.” He has a horse face. His eyes will rape you to death. That’s if you get past his thick, bushy eyebrows. His legs are like a forest of dense pubic hair and probably contain just as many crabs as his real pubes, which are most likely just as untamed as the rest of his body hair. We’re pretty sure he’s gay, so maybe the fangirls should give up on this one.

Jack Barakitten - All Time Ugly

Why He’s Not Hot:

  1. His hair is a total clusterfuck of streaks and layers just like every other scene girl there is.
  2. His “style” of clothing is completely disgusting. Who can stand looking at those neon, flying pig things? Who? No one gives a fuck about his “clothing line.”
  3. He has a horse face.
  4. His eyes will rape you to death.
  5. That’s if you get past his thick, bushy eyebrows.
  6. His legs are like a forest of dense pubic hair and probably contain just as many crabs as his real pubes, which are most likely just as untamed as the rest of his body hair.
  7. We’re pretty sure he’s gay, so maybe the fangirls should give up on this one.

Tagged: Jack BarakatMenAll Time Low

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