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18th December 2009

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Nick Santinose - A Rocket To The Faghole Why He’s Not Hot: This here is what we’d call a hybrid. Nothing to do with electric motors, though. This fine specimen right here is a the result of a cross gone wrong between a troll doll that’s had its face melted off and Dobby the house elf from Harry Potter. Natural selection better work against this one. If Nick Santinose was the replacement of Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, we wouldn’t give a shit if all the other reindeers laughed and called him names because with that nose, it’s completely understandable. The redness in his face is quite nice. It adds even more color to the flaming fireball that is his hair. You can tell when someone fails at life when their hair is ginger but not ginger enough to be beautiful like Rupert Grint. Let’s not get started on the fact that it’s greasy 99.9% percent of the time. Take a shower, you probably have a farm of dickcheese growing downstairs. He is a good example of what we’d label “butthurt”. Please honestly, just look at him. How can you possibly think he is attractive?? Note: He is a FAKE ginger. Why would anyone want to be ginger on their own terms? See also: Beaker.

Nick Santinose - A Rocket To The Faghole

Why He’s Not Hot:

  1. This here is what we’d call a hybrid. Nothing to do with electric motors, though. This fine specimen right here is a the result of a cross gone wrong between a troll doll that’s had its face melted off and Dobby the house elf from Harry Potter. Natural selection better work against this one.
  2. If Nick Santinose was the replacement of Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, we wouldn’t give a shit if all the other reindeers laughed and called him names because with that nose, it’s completely understandable.
  3. The redness in his face is quite nice. It adds even more color to the flaming fireball that is his hair.
  4. You can tell when someone fails at life when their hair is ginger but not ginger enough to be beautiful like Rupert Grint. Let’s not get started on the fact that it’s greasy 99.9% percent of the time. Take a shower, you probably have a farm of dickcheese growing downstairs.
  5. He is a good example of what we’d label “butthurt”.
  6. Please honestly, just look at him. How can you possibly think he is attractive??
  7. Note: He is a FAKE ginger. Why would anyone want to be ginger on their own terms?
  8. See also: Beaker.

Tagged: Nick SantinoA Rocket To The MoonMen

  1. ohlooknospaces reblogged this from ibattledragons and added:
    KLJFHASDLKJF OH MY GOD HIS NOSE
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    i love him. but i cant stop laughing. help
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  6. heckyeahawesome reblogged this from whytheyrenothot and added:
    Nick Santinose. omg.
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    arockettothemaine:chasingsunsets:directionsfaded:rectalcancer:whytheyrenothot:
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  13. yourloveisalie reblogged this from -onlyinmydreams- and added:
    I’m sorry to those who like him, but OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS LOL
  14. -onlyinmydreams- reblogged this from arockettothemaine and added:
    Aw my poor Nick, leave the poor dude alone :(
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    I
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    rectalcancer:whytheyrenothot:...O M G but i laughed so hard
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    Guys, I’ve found my new favorite tumblr.
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    Hahaha, I’m sorry, but
  21. realtalklaura reblogged this from siriusblaqqq and added:
    This is freaking hilarious…really though, I’m incredibly attracted to him.
  22. anjanaaaa reblogged this from siriusblaqqq and added:
    OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA THIS IS AMAZING!...#3. i have no tolerance for
  25. punchdrunklovee reblogged this from whytheyrenothot and added:
    so wrong. so so so wrong, and rude, he’s...cutest sweetest person ever. my lord.