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19th December 2009

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Christofug Drew - Never Shout Faggat! Why He’s Not Hot: He is still twelve years old which brings up the question as to why you have that shrine of him. Take it down and wait until his balls drop. His super-cool indie cred could almost battle those of Ryan Ross. Note: this is not a compliment. Like most, his hair is something to be questioned. If you want to even call it that. I’d go for something more along the lines of the gum on the bottom of my sneaker in resemblance. His fanbase consists of fat girls that have more love for him than they do for ice cream and deep-fried oreos. If you intend to deny this, I hear that Target has some pretty cheap mirrors that can offer you a newsflash. He’s absolutely full of himself, and I think it would be more acceptable if he looked the same way his fans portray him. See: This little beauty. The only reason he’s famous is because his songs are about love and happiness. Something his fans only experience at McDonald’s. If he wrote songs about parties, drugs, and sex, he’d be lying about how he spends his friday nights. He has a tattoo that says “love is my weapon,” which I’m sure has something to do with the fact that he’s as skinny as a pencil and his dick probably is, too.

Christofug Drew - Never Shout Faggat!

Why He’s Not Hot:

  1. He is still twelve years old which brings up the question as to why you have that shrine of him. Take it down and wait until his balls drop.
  2. His super-cool indie cred could almost battle those of Ryan Ross. Note: this is not a compliment.
  3. Like most, his hair is something to be questioned. If you want to even call it that. I’d go for something more along the lines of the gum on the bottom of my sneaker in resemblance.
  4. His fanbase consists of fat girls that have more love for him than they do for ice cream and deep-fried oreos. If you intend to deny this, I hear that Target has some pretty cheap mirrors that can offer you a newsflash.
  5. He’s absolutely full of himself, and I think it would be more acceptable if he looked the same way his fans portray him. See: This little beauty.
  6. The only reason he’s famous is because his songs are about love and happiness. Something his fans only experience at McDonald’s. If he wrote songs about parties, drugs, and sex, he’d be lying about how he spends his friday nights.
  7. He has a tattoo that says “love is my weapon,” which I’m sure has something to do with the fact that he’s as skinny as a pencil and his dick probably is, too.

Tagged: Christofer DrewNever Shout Never!Men

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    something wrong with you. actually he’s 19. He has a lower voice than Justin Bieber whose balls haven’t dropped by
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    I HATE HIM THIS IS ACTUALLY SO HILARIOUS :’D
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    i am crying. that picture.. oh my god.
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