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23rd December 2009

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Molex Deleon - The Taxi Cab Why He’s Not Hot: His hair is a wild beast. Although we all love The Lion King, this is a little bit too much. You can stop trying to wipe that piece of dirt off your computer screen now, it’s attached to his face in real life. Sorry about your frustration. If you like his band, you may also be interested in: N’SYNC, The Backstreet Boys, a trainwreck, and the cries of a lonely homosexual. So easy a caveman could do him, but his dick isn’t long enough for autofellatio anyway. Never heard better words to describe him in entirety. Ever wonder why his band is called The Cab? Attend AP tour this year, you’ll have 777-7777 on speed dial. “‘Hey Alex? It’s Demi. My mommy can’t give me a ride tonight. I remember you saying something about candy, can you come get me in your rickety van?” Try and love him. We dare you.

Molex Deleon - The Taxi Cab

Why He’s Not Hot:

  1. His hair is a wild beast. Although we all love The Lion King, this is a little bit too much.
  2. You can stop trying to wipe that piece of dirt off your computer screen now, it’s attached to his face in real life. Sorry about your frustration.
  3. If you like his band, you may also be interested in: N’SYNC, The Backstreet Boys, a trainwreck, and the cries of a lonely homosexual.
  4. So easy a caveman could do him, but his dick isn’t long enough for autofellatio anyway.
  5. Never heard better words to describe him in entirety.
  6. Ever wonder why his band is called The Cab? Attend AP tour this year, you’ll have 777-7777 on speed dial.
  7. “‘Hey Alex? It’s Demi. My mommy can’t give me a ride tonight. I remember you saying something about candy, can you come get me in your rickety van?”
  8. Try and love him. We dare you.

Tagged: Alex DeleonThe CabMen

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