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23rd December 2009

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Pete Wentz - Fall Out Fag Why They’re Not Hot: Well well well, if it isn’t the puppet master of the sif society. Mr. Pete Wentz himself, selling overpriced hoodies to pot-bellied tweens everywhere. Thanks. Good news pete fans! He’s set to appear as a guest star on TLC’s reality series ‘Little People Big World’. You can watch this bass playing dwarf and eat all the donuts you want in the comfort of your own home. It seems all band mates look like animals these days. Pete Wentz himself is a monkey. One time I attended a Fall Out Boy concert. I couldn’t enjoy it because I was wondering the whole time why the fuck security wouldn’t get the monkey off the stage. I MEAN WTF, THERE WAS A MONKEY, ON THE STAGE. Pete, you’re just another notch in Ashlee’s bedpost. You guys have a son named Bronx. Ashlee’s plan all along was to have kids named after each of the 5 boroughs in NY with 5 different bass playing dwarfs. Reality check, Pete. He is a fucking dwarf. His hair looks greasy twenty-four seven. Even primates needs showers too. We’ve all seen his dick, and we are not impressed. I don’t think his dick is even capable of insertion. It just chills on the labia like what the fuck is up. Sweet receding hairline, bro. It’s just so easy.

Pete Wentz - Fall Out Fag

Why They’re Not Hot:

  1. Well well well, if it isn’t the puppet master of the sif society. Mr. Pete Wentz himself, selling overpriced hoodies to pot-bellied tweens everywhere. Thanks.
  2. Good news pete fans! He’s set to appear as a guest star on TLC’s reality series ‘Little People Big World’. You can watch this bass playing dwarf and eat all the donuts you want in the comfort of your own home.
  3. It seems all band mates look like animals these days. Pete Wentz himself is a monkey. One time I attended a Fall Out Boy concert. I couldn’t enjoy it because I was wondering the whole time why the fuck security wouldn’t get the monkey off the stage. I MEAN WTF, THERE WAS A MONKEY, ON THE STAGE.
  4. Pete, you’re just another notch in Ashlee’s bedpost. You guys have a son named Bronx. Ashlee’s plan all along was to have kids named after each of the 5 boroughs in NY with 5 different bass playing dwarfs. Reality check, Pete.
  5. He is a fucking dwarf.
  6. His hair looks greasy twenty-four seven. Even primates needs showers too.
  7. We’ve all seen his dick, and we are not impressed. I don’t think his dick is even capable of insertion. It just chills on the labia like what the fuck is up.
  8. Sweet receding hairline, bro.
  9. It’s just so easy.

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