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24th December 2009

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Canta Clause - International Traveler Why He’s Not Hot: So this fatass goes down people’s chimneys (regardless of size) and gives them presents. This is a nice thought and all, but holy shit there’s a fat man uninvited in your fucking house. It’s creepier than Edward Cullen. Why should I give this faggat the last of my choco-chip cookies? As if he isn’t sphere-like enough, I have to give him perfectly good cookies to a nigga that I AIN’T EVEN NEVA MET. Don’t even get a thank you or nothing, FUCK U SANTA, FUCK U. I firmly believe we need to get someone into the north pole to free the elves. We cannot let this elvery go on any longer. Santa makes these little elves work their asses off 24/7 all year. I mean atleast in Korea they get paid a penny and don’t have to wear hats made for the most flamboyant of the homesexuals. Paging Chris Hansen… Why isn’t anyone getting in on this shit. He is watching your children while they sleep. He knows when they’re awake too. So if Brian Peppers put on a red suit and a fake beard… well, touch away Brian~ touch away. If you’ve heard the song, “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause” wouldn’t this make you believe that Santa is cheating on Mrs. Clause? And that your mom is a whore? Come on now. And damn your mother must be beat. I don’t know who told him that he looked good in red, but it works because cherries are better lifesize anyway. Santa Clause must be on some dank ass drugs if he is crazy enough to go around the fucking world giving gifts to people. Why did he never specify what qualifies as naughty~? Just want to make sure I can spit in my brother’s iced tea and still get barbie playhouse mansion. YOU FORGOT FAT.

Canta Clause - International Traveler

Why He’s Not Hot:

  1. So this fatass goes down people’s chimneys (regardless of size) and gives them presents. This is a nice thought and all, but holy shit there’s a fat man uninvited in your fucking house. It’s creepier than Edward Cullen.
  2. Why should I give this faggat the last of my choco-chip cookies? As if he isn’t sphere-like enough, I have to give him perfectly good cookies to a nigga that I AIN’T EVEN NEVA MET. Don’t even get a thank you or nothing, FUCK U SANTA, FUCK U.
  3. I firmly believe we need to get someone into the north pole to free the elves. We cannot let this elvery go on any longer. Santa makes these little elves work their asses off 24/7 all year. I mean atleast in Korea they get paid a penny and don’t have to wear hats made for the most flamboyant of the homesexuals.
  4. Paging Chris Hansen… Why isn’t anyone getting in on this shit. He is watching your children while they sleep. He knows when they’re awake too. So if Brian Peppers put on a red suit and a fake beard… well, touch away Brian~ touch away.
  5. If you’ve heard the song, “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause” wouldn’t this make you believe that Santa is cheating on Mrs. Clause? And that your mom is a whore? Come on now. And damn your mother must be beat.
  6. I don’t know who told him that he looked good in red, but it works because cherries are better lifesize anyway.
  7. Santa Clause must be on some dank ass drugs if he is crazy enough to go around the fucking world giving gifts to people.
  8. Why did he never specify what qualifies as naughty~? Just want to make sure I can spit in my brother’s iced tea and still get barbie playhouse mansion.
  9. YOU FORGOT FAT.

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